***warning - foul language - as well as stereotypical - but I'm OK with that!***
Hi -A-hole - and you know who you are - YES YES it's you - the guy who reached into my van at Magic Mountain - unlocked the doors and stole my purse.
I really hope you are enjoying the Amex Gold card (no limit baby!!!) - go ahead use it !! Yeee Haww....oops...cancelled...hahahaha JERK!
OH and the MasterCard - hmmmm that one is going to be a doozy eh?? HEHEHE- why not run over to PetroCanada and get some gas - - ahhhh darn...CANCELLED!!! BUFFOOON!!!
How are you enjoying the Phillipine Pesos?? Wowsers - you really struck gold on that one - didn't ya??.....I would have LOVED to see your face when the teller tells you - - 300 Phillipine Pesos - that's about $3.00 -- LOSER!!!
Now - tell me - how ARE you enjoying my tampons and maxi-pads?? Will you use them?? Why not try shoving them up your ASS?? hahaha......I hope you get toxic shock syndrome...
I think you may have gotten a watch too - honey hope you aren't pawning that for drugs - you hit the wrong van...I'd say it is worth - tops - $5.00. hahahaha did I mention LOSER??
OH so you got my drivers license - it's not much use to you - unless you are as good looking as me - NOW we KNOW that's not the case -
So darlin' I'm telling you - you *really* should have stolen the 4 water bottles, the ball glove etc - cause you might of got away with more than $10.00 (plus TAMPONS!) - now what I bet you didn't expect was that WE got more out of it than you did....
I got to teach my children that there are very pathetic people out there in this world who would sink to the scuzz of the earth to steal from honest people who are just going to Magic Mountain for a great time - I hope that you get to teach your children the same lesson - my only thing is - I don't get why you think it's right for you to take things that belong to others? Honestly - is it fun? or did you think you were going to cash in? I hope that your momma is proud of you! Will you brag to your kids? Cause My kids already know how pathetic you are....remember as you are bragging - everyone that is nodding their heads - who you think are thinking you are SO cool - are really thinking - HE is such a loser...stealing from kids...cause bottom line - you steal from parents - you are stealing from kids!....
well enough of my breath - - by the way - LOSER (oh did I already call you that?? Lazy coward then..) you didn't even ruin our day....HAHAHA WE had a fantastic time - HOW does that tampon feel??