Friday, July 27, 2007

Attention - A**hole in Moncton!

***warning - foul language - as well as stereotypical - but I'm OK with that!***


Hi -A-hole - and you know who you are - YES YES it's you - the guy who reached into my van at Magic Mountain - unlocked the doors and stole my purse.

I really hope you are enjoying the Amex Gold card (no limit baby!!!) - go ahead use it !! Yeee Haww....oops...cancelled...hahahaha JERK!

OH and the MasterCard - hmmmm that one is going to be a doozy eh?? HEHEHE- why not run over to PetroCanada and get some gas - - ahhhh darn...CANCELLED!!! BUFFOOON!!!

How are you enjoying the Phillipine Pesos?? Wowsers - you really struck gold on that one - didn't ya??.....I would have LOVED to see your face when the teller tells you - - 300 Phillipine Pesos - that's about $3.00 -- LOSER!!!

Now - tell me - how ARE you enjoying my tampons and maxi-pads?? Will you use them?? Why not try shoving them up your ASS?? hahaha......I hope you get toxic shock syndrome...

I think you may have gotten a watch too - honey hope you aren't pawning that for drugs - you hit the wrong van...I'd say it is worth - tops - $5.00. hahahaha did I mention LOSER??

OH so you got my drivers license - it's not much use to you - unless you are as good looking as me - NOW we KNOW that's not the case -

So darlin' I'm telling you - you *really* should have stolen the 4 water bottles, the ball glove etc - cause you might of got away with more than $10.00 (plus TAMPONS!) - now what I bet you didn't expect was that WE got more out of it than you did....

I got to teach my children that there are very pathetic people out there in this world who would sink to the scuzz of the earth to steal from honest people who are just going to Magic Mountain for a great time - I hope that you get to teach your children the same lesson - my only thing is - I don't get why you think it's right for you to take things that belong to others? Honestly - is it fun? or did you think you were going to cash in? I hope that your momma is proud of you! Will you brag to your kids? Cause My kids already know how pathetic you are....remember as you are bragging - everyone that is nodding their heads - who you think are thinking you are SO cool - are really thinking - HE is such a loser...stealing from kids...cause bottom line - you steal from parents - you are stealing from kids!....

well enough of my breath - - by the way - LOSER (oh did I already call you that?? Lazy coward then..) you didn't even ruin our day....HAHAHA WE had a fantastic time - HOW does that tampon feel??

9 comments:

jennypooh624 said...

That's aweful Sue, what a way to celebrate being back on NB soil. But I am glad to hear that you didn't let it ruin your day.

Kimmartha said...

Un-freakin-believable! You can't even have a family day anymore without crap like that happening. Ugh!! Good for your positive attitude and using it as a learning experience.

prittykitty said...

O-M-G! That's aweful Sue. It's a horrible feeling when someone steals from you. Granted it's only a purse (or in my case a wallet) and not murder, but it still makes you feel sick down in the pit of your stomach to know that someone violated your property and your faith and trust in people. Glad you were still able to have a good day with the fam.

Anonymous said...

ei susan, megz hir(ur student from phils, remember?)....how are you?! wat happened with that a**hole??! too bad u lost ur 300 phil pesos! i miss so so much...hope to hear from you soon..mwwwaaaahhhhzzz kisses!!

megz said...

ei susan, megz hir(ur student from phils, remember?)....how are you?! wat happened with that a**hole??! too bad u lost ur 300 phil pesos! i miss so so much...hope to hear from you soon..mwwwaaaahhhhzzz kisses!!

"The real" MarthaSue said...

some guy stole my purse - and I still had 300 pesos in my wallet that I was going to scrapbook --- booo hooo -I miss you all too!! tlk to you lateR!

knorrartz said...

LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so bad for you Sue. A break away from work and then that. Your story adds some humour on this end I must admit. I read it out loud to Greg and we both laughed but not at what happened at your story telling! He'll get what he deserves SOMEDAY!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!

K

taycreekcropper said...

see now I would end up having a dumb fuck like that choosing me too, good luck getting blood from that rock dumb ass cuz there ain't none there. Geesh....I'm so sorry you were robbed, what a terrible feeling......that is not a lesson anyone needs to experience.....

gypsybug said...

tampons for a man put a new meaning on the word A**hole.